Unfortunate Limericks

1.

There was a hot girl who loved money,
With a fat wallet you need not be funny;
But age ran its course,
Without much remorse,
And she has no one to love and call honey.

2.

There was a little boy with a bat,
Who used it to beat up his cat;
The cat ran away,
He cries in dismay,
Because the house is infested with rats.

3.

There once was a girl who would scream,
She lied, "It's to let off some steam."
Her mom lost her hearing,
And thus lost her bearing,
So she tied her up and threw her downstream.

4.

There was a teen girl in New York,
Her diet consisted of pork;
She got really big,
And kids called her pig,
So now she stabs at her flesh with a fork.

5.

There once was a lady with mean words,
And she loved to throw them at birds;
The birds had a fit,
They were done with her sh**,
So they shut her mouth by dropped some turds.

6.

There was a man with a gay son,
And in disgust his son he did shun;
The son ran away,
And still to this day,
They wonder why all he packed was a gun.

7.

There was an old dog that had fleas,
But his owners ignored his sad pleas;
An eye for an eye,
The dog did decide,
So he lied, "they have your queen!" to some bees.

8.

There was a young girl who was cold,
Because her sweater was thin and quite old;
She asked for a coat,
But instead got a boat,
So she sailed somewhere warm so I'm told.

9.

There was a pretty lady in France,
Whose house was infested with ants;
At her feet they did bite,
All day and all night,
Passerby's thought she just loved to dance.

10.

There lives a bony girl who cries tears,
Because "fat" is the word that she fears;
"Skinny" people said,
But ana's in her head,
So it's only that one word that she hears.